All-New Parody Mystery!
Welcome to Hogwash! Join Harry 4Gotter and his Golden Brown Trio as they battle to protect the legendary Geezer Wand from “He Who Mustn’t Be Eaten,” the dreaded Vulgar Pork. With Professor Dumpling-Door, the Half-Drunk Prince, and a kitchen Melf yearning to be a Free Space, this outrageous dinner-theatre parody blends magic, music, and mayhem. One bite of the wrong sauce and your number might just be called… BINGO!
Public Performance Dates:
6:30 pm Thursday, September 11 – River City Restaurant, Wheeling, WV
6:00 pm Friday, October 3 – Scaffidi's Restaurant and Tavern, Steubenville, OH
6:00 pm Saturday, October 4 – Scaffidi's Restaurant and Tavern, Steubenville, OH
7:00 pm Wednesday, October 8 – The Rebekah, Wellsville, OH
6:30 pm Thursday, October 9 – River City Restaurant, Wheeling, WV
7:00 pm Friday, October 24 – Scottish Rite Cathedral, Wheeling, WV
6:30 pm Thursday, November 13 – River City Restaurant, Wheeling, WV
Other dates will be announced.
Private parties are not listed.
Our shows are family-friendly!Original Run: September – November 2025
Last updated: September 9, 2025