The Place: Del Boca Vista Phase III Assisted Living Facility
The Time: 2040
Gerry Signfeld
A sarcastic, semi-retired stand-up comic whose sharp wit is only matched by his digestive regularity, Gerry navigates this absurd slice of assisted living life while clinging to his pudding cup and dwindling patience.
Gorge Crustanza
Gerry's perpetually flustered best friend with a martyr complex and an impressive ability to turn any minor task into an insurmountable life crisis, Gorge is always convinced the world is out to get him — and he might be right.
Eileen Bennets
Stylish, sharp, and perpetually disappointed that life isn't catered, Eileen believes every Tuesday morning should come with a mimosa but often gets entangled in circumstances that don't offer valet parking. A bottle of Chardonnay is all it takes to unlock her vault of grudges and gossip.
Cosmic Skrammer
A chaotic genius with hair that defies physics and hobbies that include inventing useless gadgets, Skrammer speaks in spreadsheets, thinks in snack cart logistics, and lives like a conspiracy theory in orthopedic shoes.
Nooman
The self-appointed moral authority of Del Boca Vista, Nooman enforces rules no one remembers making, files grievances in triplicate, and believes order is sacred, chaos is a condiment, and goat cheese is a basic human right.
Gerry: Pete Fernbaugh
Gorge: Sean Decker
Eileen: Sadie Crow Varlas
Skrammer: Butch Maxwell
Nooman: Dustin Heavilin
Understudy Gerry: Brendan Sheehan
Last updated: January 7, 2026