The Setting: The North Pole, Christmas season.
He thought after “Slay Ride Six: Santa’s Last Christmas” that his Mystery Theatre shows were over, but the writers had other ideas: “Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.” He’s trying to figure out how to give away Instagram and Facebook. He wants to have social media presents.
Santa’s wife loves her husband for Santa-mental reasons, but she gave up her dream to join him at the North Pole. In her heart, she’s a dancer. But on her feet, she’s not.
Santa’s second-in-command has always wanted to become a Broadway director like that Follies guy, Ziegfeld. As Santa’s number two, Elfish is officially a subordinate Claus.
Santa’s arch-rival at Jolly Young Elf School, he applied his unique skills to finance, where he’s dedicated to his piece on earth and ill to men. He also invented cryptocurrency.
After years lurking in unexpected places to creep children out, he’s now a merciless corporate henchman. First pixie to take pictures of himself—he called it the “Elfie.”
Original Run: December 2024