The Setting:
The North Pole, Christmas season.
Santa Claus
He thought after “Slay Ride Six: Santa’s Last Christmas” that his Mystery Theatre shows were over, but the writers had other ideas. “Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.” He is trying to figure out how to give away Instagram and Facebook. He wants to have social media presents.
Mrs. Claus
Santa’s wife loves her husband for Santa-mental reasons, but she gave up her dream to join him at the North Pole. In her heart, she’s a dancer. But on her feet, she’s not.
Elfish Prezley
Santa’s second-in-command has always wanted to become a Broadway director like that Follies guy, Ziegfield. As Santa’s number two, Elfish is officially a subordinate Claus.
Anti-Santa
Santa’s arch-rival at Jolly Young Elf School, he decided to apply his unique skills to the world of finance, where he is dedicated to his piece on earth and ill to men. He also invented cryptocurrency.
Elf on the Shelf
After spending most of his career lurking around in unexpected places just to creep children out, he has taken on a new job as a merciless corporate henchman. He was the first pixie to take pictures of himself. He called it the “Elfie.”
First Slay Ride 7 page | Scenes from Slay Ride 7 (coming soon)
Original Run: December 2024
Last updated: November 9, 2024
The Setting:
The North Pole, Christmas season.
Santa Claus
He thought after “Slay Ride Six: Santa’s Last Christmas” that his Mystery Theatre shows were over, but the writers had other ideas. “Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.” He is trying to figure out how to give away Instagram and Facebook. He wants to have social media presents.
Mrs. Claus
Santa’s wife loves her husband for Santa-mental reasons, but she gave up her dream to join him at the North Pole. In her heart, she’s a dancer. But on her feet, she’s not.
Elfish Prezley
Santa’s second-in-command has always wanted to become a Broadway director like that Follies guy, Ziegfield. As Santa’s number two, Elfish is officially a subordinate Claus.
Anti-Santa
Santa’s arch-rival at Jolly Young Elf School, he decided to apply his unique skills to the world of finance, where he is dedicated to his piece on earth and ill to men. He also invented cryptocurrency.
Elf on the Shelf
After spending most of his career lurking around in unexpected places just to creep children out, he has taken on a new job as a merciless corporate henchman. He was the first pixie to take pictures of himself. He called it the “Elfie.”
First Slay Ride 7 page | Scenes from Slay Ride 7 (coming soon)
Original Run: December 2024
Last updated: November 9, 2024