Congressman Beauregard “Foghorn” Jackson IV is desperate for national attention to clinch re-election—which, he figures, keeps his love life from being limited to his wife.
The Characters of Tales from the Script
Monsters, a congressman, and one very devoted aide. Who’s the real villain? (Depends who’s holding the mic.)
Boris Kissoff, Rankenstein Monster star, has been workshopping at the Actors Studio with nobodies like James Dean, Marlon Brando, and Wally Cox. He’s sure they’ll never amount to much.
Ron Cheyney Jr., the Woofman himself, has been touring the county-fair circuit. He placed Best in Show. Twice.
Bela Lagrossi, star of Dragula, was once dismissed as Red Cross spokesman for “drinking the donations.”
Miss Honeydew Thistlewhistle won her job with Congressman Jackson after vowing to move to Washington to “service her countrymen.”
Boris sings about the previous Vampira.
Last updated: September 24, 2025